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>>> Latest Darling SMS Collection! |
Seene Me Dil
Dil Me Dard
Dard Me Nasa
Nase Me Mithas
Mithas Me Umeed
Umeed Me Yaadein
Yaadon Me Khayal
Khayal Me Tasveer
Tasveer Me Sirf Tum
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Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..
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A fart is a flying planet, created by God and produced by men!
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If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do you wear a bra????!!!
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Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!
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You have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard!
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I wish you lots of itching and short arms.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you !
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I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the ?... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...
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You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!
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