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If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,

And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,

And your data is corrupted cause the index doesn”t hash,

Then your situation”s hopeless and your system”s gonna crash!

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A good friend is like a computer;

me ‘enter’ ur life,

‘save’ u in my heart,

‘format’ ur problems,

‘shift’ u 2 opportunities &

never ‘delete’ u from my memory!

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U hav a compute addiction wen u

kiss ur girlfriend’s homepage.

Ur dog has its own website.

And even ur night dreams r in HTML..!

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Q: why is the DBA so rich?

A: He creates and manages quite a lot of

FOREIGN KEY relationships

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Hansi ko INBOX

Anso ko OUTBOX

Gusay ko HOLD

Muskan ko SENT

Help ko OK

Dil ko VIBRAT kro

Phr dekho zindgi ki RING TONE

kesi pyari mehsos hogi.

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GODS are also I.T. Engineers



BRAHMA

System installer



VISNU

System supporter



SHIV

System Programmer



NAARAD

Data transfer



YAM

Deleter



MENKA

Virus!

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Girl setting password with Boy-Friend sitting beside her

She types “BRAIN” as password

Boy-Friend fell off his chair Laughing Bcoz

Laptop replied: TOO SMALL

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Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,

Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!

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