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>>> Latest Wife SMS Collection! |
A true husband is one who lays down the laws for his wife...and then accepts all her amendments! |
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Wife: You delivered an excellent speech.
Hubby: Thanks dear but d audience was full of fools nd idiots.
Wife: Is dat y u addressed dem as ur brothers & Sisters. |
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Wife: If I die what will you do?
Husband: I will be mad!
Wife: Will you marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai! |
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I love you not because of who you are,
But because of who I am when I am with you. |
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Husband: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Wife: Thanks, but promise me,
You will stay there for the rest of your life. |
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A day without your love is a day without life.
I can't think of anything but you. |
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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to
Husband ke hisse mein aate hain or
Wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai. |
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Cellphones can be irritating.
Have to buy a card.
Have to recharge battery.
Msgs get delayed
There is only one thing I love about it.
It connects me & you. |
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Wife: I will die.
Husband: I will also die.
Wife: Why will you die?
Husband: Because main itni khushi
Bardasht nahin kar sakta. |
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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney. |
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