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>>> Latest Santabanta SMS Collection! |
Teacher to santa: where were you born?
Santa: Thiruvananthapuram
Teacher: can u spell it?
Santa (after thinking for some time): I think I was born in GOA. |
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Santa: "God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple".
(After waliking some distance, he finds a 50 rupee note)
Santa: "Shame on you God, you don"t even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!" |
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Santa looking at himself in the mirror, "I have seen this man somewhere".
After half an hour, "Oh, its the same man, who married my wife." |
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While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there"s nothing down here. |
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Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What"ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I"ll take the money. |
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Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: "Free Delivery" |
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To live this life I need a heartbeat, to have a heartbeat I need a heart, to have a heart I need happiness and to have happiness I need you! |
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I have liked many but loved very few yet no one has been as sweet as you. I"d stand & wait in the world"s longest queue just 4 the pleasure of a moment with u. |
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How do you recognize Santa"s son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board. |
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Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave. |
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